Thursday, 19th November, 2009.
I woke up after the best sleep I’d had in months with no idea of what the time was, and sunlight streaming in through the window behind my head. Craning my neck around and looking out through the gap where the blind wasn’t fully pulled down over the window, I was greeted by a view that I could happily wake up to every morning. A handful of puffy white clouds did their best to stay out of each other’s way across a vibrant blue sky. I couldn’t see the sun yet from my current position, but it was already high enough for the waves to be catching its glare as they broke onto the beach that came up to about 10 feet away from my window. It was time to get up and explore!
I was struck by how surprisingly cool it was this morning compared to the heat of the previous evening. Maybe I was just travel weary last night and somehow more sensitive to temperature changes as a result, or maybe somehow during my sleep I had magically managed to acclimatise to the new environment. “What a miraculous thing the human body is” I thought as I made my way out of the guest house to greet this wonderful, Costa Rican morning. As I opened the door the tropical outdoor air poured into the room and immediately sent the temperature soaring. Feeling somewhat stupid, I mentally went back through the log file of my recent thoughts and did a find and replace on “human body”, substituting “air conditioning” in its place. It really was warm out here – of course they have AC indoors in a place like this. Remembering back to the previous night, I knew about this even then but had somehow failed to recall this upon first waking. I’ve spent my life in a country where domestic AC pretty much doesn’t exist, nor is it required, so I completely forgot about its existence until I stepped out into (what I hoped was) the morning air and realised that without it, I would have woken up in a pool of sweat and about 5lbs lighter.
Oh man, what a difference a day makes. It was Thursday morning now, and the last time I woke up (on Tuesday), I was greeted by a bitterly cold and howling wind, accompanied occasionally by a lashing rain. Now, today, I was already regretting my packing regime. Thinking back to the contents of my suitcase – 2 pairs of jeans, 2 pairs of trainers, and some factor 15(!!!) sun cream, I had to laugh at myself for just how ill prepared I was for this climate. 35 consecutive British Novembers probably go some way toward forgiving me for this oversight, but that’s just making excuses. I found myself thinking back to that old Sting song “Englishman in New York” and re-writing the lyrics to suit the occasion:
I don’t wear flip flops I wear shoes my dear
I wear a sweater when outside
There are no shorts or suncream within easy reach
I’m an Englishman on the beach
Taking a walk out onto the beach itself, I finally got to survey my surroundings in full daylight. The house was a modern-looking terracotta coloured affair which was one of a small handful of individual designs situated directly on the beachfront. There was a pool and decking area next to the guesthouse, which were both located to the front of the main building. After that, only a short stretch of palm-tree-strewn, well maintained grass separated the house from the unspoilt beauty of the beach itself. The sand was darker than I would have imagined, which in photographs can sometimes come off as dull, but to see it in the flesh there was nothing dull about the place whatsoever.
A few paces down from the house was the complex’s communal pool/bar/lounging area, and the whole place was enveloped in an easy calm. In fact, excepting the unfamiliar noises of the local wildlife, the only signs of life around right now were 1 or 2 surfers out catching what must have been some early morning waves. The sun was about halfway up in the sky by this point, which led me to guess that it was sometime around 10-11am. Arriving back at the house after my very short stroll, I bumped into Mike (reef) who informed me it was 8:30. Having spoken to Mike online a fair amount while organising the trip, it was really nice to finally sit down and get to talk to him face to face. We sat around by the pool and saw the morning in for a while, generally chatting and getting to know each other as the world woke up around us. I found out that the days in Costa Rica, being so close to the equator, are largely the same the whole year round – the sun comes up some time around 5:30 and sets at roughly the same time each evening. In short order the maid arrived to begin her daily routine around the house, and not long after that other people started to emerge from various rooms. Matt (facestealer) materialised out of somewhere and offered us some breakfast. Yes please sir, I’m ravenous (you do great eggs btw).
A week earlier, on the 11th November, Matt had undertaken a personal challenge, and cashed out all but $100 from his Pokerstars account, with a view to seeing how much he could run it up to in the space of a month. At the time of writing he is up to somewhere around $4k, but when I first got there he had been getting spanked around by variance at the microlimit MTT SNGs, and after his 1st 1000 games or so was not too far away from where he first started. Rather than being a slur on his abilities as a poker player (because he’s great and definitely knows exactly what he’s doing) this just reinforced how brutal variance can be even when you have a huge edge in a particular game. You can follow his progress in his blog over on spacegravypoker.com, but to get back on track with the story, not long after breakfast he went to resume his challenge while Reef and I headed for our first session together.
Before going into the session I should probably describe the layout of the house at this point. As you walk through the front door you enter a large open plan living area with high-vaulted ceilings, which contains the kitchen, a dining table (used for grinding and not eating ldo), and an area for kicking back and watching tv or w/e. Immediately to the left of the entrance as you come in is a spiral staircase that leads to a mezzanine “office” area which was in the process of having the finishing touches put to it when I arrived. By the time I left it was replete with custom made tables, 3 pcs with 27 inch monitors, and comfortable seating for 4 or 5 players. While technically speaking, the front of the house was where the main entrance was, I tended to view it as the rear of the building, because the actual back of the house was where the main outdoor area and the beach was. So from this point on, if I say back of the house I mean the front, and vice verse. So, at the “back” of the house there were also 3 bedrooms – one master bedroom which essentially was its own wing, with separate private bathroom and wall length windows looking out toward the “front” of the house. Being the Spacegravy poker training centre I’m sure it’s pretty obvious whose room this was – that’s right: this was Reef’s room. There were 2 further bedrooms (both with en suite wet rooms/showers), and these were occupied by Matt and Bruce. If you stepped out onto the decking area – accessed through the kitchen at the front of the house – you could get round to the guesthouse, which was a 2 floor building separate from the main house and boasting the best views of the beach – it also caught the most morning sunlight which is great if you’re an early bird and probably -EV if you’re a night owl, because nothing short of lead curtains could prevent that Costa Rican sun from infiltrating every corner of the room once it had set its mind to it. Grayson lived on the top floor of this, and I was staying on the ground floor (where Demo would usually sleep if he wasn’t now trying to sleep on the sofa with 3 people and a maid all bustling around him – ahh demerz!). Finally, around by the pool at the front of the house was a staircase that led up to a roof terrace, which was great at night time when the stars were out, and apparently had offered a fantastic view of the meteor storm that had taken place the night before I arrived. As it turned out, it was also particularly useful on those occasions when you came home drunk and decided that what you really needed right about now was a good old climb on the roof (most of the time, the only monkeys in the area were housed on the roof of the house next door, but occasionally one would escape, disguise itself as Facestealer, and run riot on the rooftops of Casa Spacegravy).
Anyway, with that description out of the way, and confident I can now refer to different parts of the house in a way that makes some kind of sense to someone who’s never been there, on with the story:
So Matt had set up on the downstairs table to carry on grinding for his challenge, while me and Reef go up to the office to start my first session. I’ve grabbed my laptop as it had all my stuff on it and just plugged it straight into one of the office’s displays. Being a busto degen before coming out here I only had like $380 in my account. I’d hardly played over November through fear of running bad and busting my micro-roll and therefore turning up in Costa Rica with an empty account, so I knew we were probably going to start on the $6.50’s, which we did. It was explained to me that the ultimate goal was to get me playing the $12 45 and 180 mans, eventually moving to the $38s, because that’s where they felt the best money making potential was, providing you played them correctly ldo, but for now I think the main plan was just to get an idea of where my current game at the 9 mans stood. I was relieved to discover, as I had hoped, that there weren’t a huge number of issues with my early game. To be honest if I’d been getting this part completely wrong then I would have been really surprised, and I was anticipating that the edge these guys had in the games came from their push/fold skills when blinds got high and stacks got shallow. I’d already made the executive decision before undertaking this TR that I wasn’t going to post any actual strat that they taught me during my time there, which, while possibly disappointing for you guys, I feel is only fair on Grayson and the rest of the house. After all, this is their business, and for me to just give away their secrets for free in a public post would be pretty unfair. So while I’m not going to go into a huge amount of detail about the advice I was given, suffice to say that, as expected, the deeper we got into the games, the more Mike started to highlight to me spots where I should be shoving wider or tighter – what my ranges should be under certain conditions, and how and when I should be reshoving or calling steals.
Thanks to this advice and a little rungood, I started off really well and managed to run the account up to about $600 over a couple of sets. By this time the rest of the house were all back from their morning swims/surfs (tough life) and were grinding themselves. Still set up next to Mike, I continued to run sets while he did the same, and when unsure of a spot I’d check with him before proceeding. I’d noticed that absolutely nobody in the house used Table Ninja or Holdem Manager/PT. It’s just sick how they could get the results they were getting without a HUD, and how they could 20+ table with no software to help them out. I start to make big mistakes if I load up more than say 12 tables, and that’s with the help of TN, so I don’t know wtf these guys had in their milk when they were babies, but I definitely wanted some. Because I had them set up and running, I thought I’d show some of the guy a few things TN and HEM can do, and I think at least a couple of them were pretty impressed. I know that Mike is now running a HUD and that the guys generally really like the tourney registering and BB display features of TN, so hopefully in some small way I left them with something that could give their own games a small extra edge.
In between grinding I’d often slip outside to take in the day and grab a quick cigarette. I pretty soon had myself my first Costa Rican smoking buddy in Demo. When you have a nasty habit it’s always nice to feel like you aren’t the only pariah, so maybe it was partly because of this that we seemed to hit it off pretty quickly and easily. Then again, it was probably just because Demo is an all-round good guy who it is probably impossible not to get along with. It was weird how at home I felt already and we were only halfway through day 1. Everybody was just incredibly chilled out and cool. They have all known each other for the longest time and go back years with each other, so it may have been potentially weird for someone completely strange just to turn up and be around them, but this wasn’t the case at all. I didn’t feel like the outsider one bit. Being the odd Euro, I was rolling cigarettes from a pouch of tobacco and some papers rather than pulling a cigarette from a pack, and it wasn’t long before I had Demo doing the same. I even ended up with Matt and Mike asking me to roll them one of my weird little cigarettes. It’s fair to say that I probably sealed my reputation as the nicotine pusher out there pretty quickly. You teach me how to crush SNGs and in return I’ll show you how to roll your own – fair trade imo (especially for Bruce and Grayson who don’t smoke).
Around 5:30, as anticipated, the sun set over the pacific. As I was in the middle of a set at the time I missed it. Disappointed that I’d not stepped out to witness this, I made a mental note to not be playing this time tomorrow so I could witness this first hand. What I wasn’t expecting was how soon it got dark after that. Within 20 minutes of the sun dropping below the horizon it was pitch black outside. The light always fades much more gradually than that where I come from, so by the time it was 6pm it felt like it was 9. Just an hour previously it had still been a full blown day out there, and now it was deadest night. It was time to eat.
Perhaps due to a lack of ingredients in the house, perhaps due to not being bothered to cook, or perhaps just due to wanting to show me a good time, it was decided that we would go into Jaco for dinner. Jaco is the nearest proper town to Hermosa Palms, roughly 7 kilometers away. Jaco itself has quite a reputation as a tourist hotspot, and the local economy seemed to be set up to cater to the legions of travellers and surfers who would descend on it during high season to take advantage of the incredible surfing that the region offered. I was also to discover that it enjoyed a roaring trade in prostitution, which was legal in Costa Rica. I was warned to watch out for any girls in high heels, as apparently this was the portable equivalent of a red light in a bedroom. As they had not been out there for long and had yet to sort out there own transport, this meant a taxi every time we wanted to go into town. The ride from Hermosa Palms to Jaco was about 5,000 Colones which apparently is roughly $10, which is roughly £6. I had a ton of fun with my 3 way currency conversions during my time out there. So it was that myself, Grayson, Bruce, Demo, Matt and Mike jumped into a taxi and headed out to eat.
I can’t remember the name of the restaurant we went to, but it was a comfortable, semi-outdoor affair in downtown Jaco. The bulk of the town itself all seemed to be based on one street which ran for about a mile and a half from end to end – dominated by bars, restaurants, gift shops, and the occasional supermarket or strip club. Reminders of the corporate West were kept to a refreshing minimum, although I do remember seeing a KFC and a Subway during my time there. Fortunately however, where we were sat now was squarely local and hopefully authentic. The waiter came to take our order and we started with a round of drinks and some nachos. Grayson ordered a round of Pilsen (the local beer), and because I had decided in advance that I wanted to stay sober on this trip in order to try and absorb as much as possible in my time there, I changed my order to a Coke. Let’s see how long this push for sobriety lasts Gazillion – I give you 24 hours before you crack personally. For the main course I wanted to start things off with something nice and local, and order some rice and chicken dish. I can’t remember what it was called, but it may well have just been called “rice and chicken”. One thing you discover pretty quickly about Costa Rica is that most of the locals speak pretty good English, but this didn’t stop Grayson from practising his Spanish at every given opportunity. “Que?”……”Que?”…….”Que?”. My hat’s off to you Spacegravy – your accent was perfect! During the course of the meal a local peddlar appraoched us trying to sell us what was, apparently, the national instrument of Costa Rica, which effectively looked like a pig-shaped noseflute. He signalled his approach by serenading us with a badly out of tune version of “smoke on the water”. Credit where credit’s due – he had his sales patter down and after 5 minutes of animated demonstrations and introductions around the table he had managed to clean a couple of the guys out to the tune of about $17 for two of these “hand made” trinkets. Pura vida amigo. Suckers!
When it came time to settle the bill they all played credit card roulette for it. They absolutely would not let me pay a thing toward the meal. This generosity was a pattern that was to repeat itself again and again over the course of the week. Once again I have to stress how much these guys went out of their way to show me a good time during my stay. Everything was taken care of. If they ever come over to Europe I can only hope to be half the host to them as they were to me. Iirc Spacegravy lost the first CC roulette and picked up the tab. Matt has apparently won every time since they’d moved out there, and his rungood off the tables was to continue for the duration of my trip. He might have been getting soulcrushed at the microlimits, but he was the Darvin Moon of credit card roulette.
On the way back to the house we stopped off at a local supermarket to pick up a few supplies. I think it was called “MasXMetro” or something like that (correct me if I’m wrong guys). After that it was back home in another cab for a chilled out evening that involved a little bit of grinding, a bunch of hanging around the pool, and generally enjoying the balmy tranquility of life by the ocean.
Having woken up early I was ready to crash by about midnight. Tomorrow was to be my first session with Spacegravy and I wanted to be alert for it, so I did the sensible thing and went to bed, hoping that Spacegravy was going to follow suit shortly after. Important note: as gay as this sounds, and as much as Suzzer will want it to signal the start of tales of man-love in the tropics, it was purely because he knew how to work the air-con. Trying to sleep without it was going to be a tall order. Sorry Suzzer………..